[There's a sum total of zero things that are subtle about the way Masaomi perks up when he looks over and spots Sam. Even better, she thinks he's funny. This is clearly a sign.]

Me? [He grins, chattering away at a mile a minute.]

I came for the thrill of adventure! The crunch of foreign soil under my feet! The wonders of being pampered in ultimate luxury! And on this glorious journey, I vowed that I'd save all the damsels in distress. [He forms a fist and holds it over his heart. Any solemnity this might have had is immediately ruined by the derpy smile on his face and the fact that he's still holding a bowl of pudding.]

So are you a damsel in distress?